ONE DIRECTION IS LIFE.
when a female hits puberty, her breasts fill up with milk for her future child and stays there until she dies. thats why, when you die, your body smells because the milk starts to spoil. i took AP biology trust me on this one.
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i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
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That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.
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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
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Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact
this gif is kinda like that
This will forever be my favorite gif
oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this
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the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.
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#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
My life makes sense now!
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